{"product_id":"the-flat-out-swiss-7-panel-hat","title":"The \"Flat-Out Swiss\" 7-Panel Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’re going to act like the big cheese, you might as well look the part. The curved bill was for your suburban dad; this flat bill is for the guy who knows that a charcuterie board is just a fancy excuse to eat an entire block of cheddar in one sitting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt on the Richardson 168, this is a contemporary 7-panel masterpiece. It’s got a \u003cb\u003eHi Pro\u003c\/b\u003e shape—meaning there’s more room for your ego and your hair—and a seamless front panel that makes our cheese patch look like a work of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy it’s better than yours:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 7 panels of pure, unadulterated \"I don't care what you think.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Bill:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Flat as a pancake, but way more savory.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Patch:\u003c\/strong\u003e PVC patch, soft and flexible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Mesh:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Signature trucker mesh. It provides \"ultimate airflow,\" which is corporate-speak for \"your head won't smell like a gym locker.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Adjustable snapback. One size fits most (even if you’ve got a massive brain or just a lot of hot air).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't be a \u003cb\u003emuenster\u003c\/b\u003e and let this pass you by. It’s a \u003cb\u003esharp\u003c\/b\u003e look for anyone who isn't a total \u003cb\u003ecurd\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Diced Cheese","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47583857442970,"sku":"DC-Flat","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0512\/1143\/6186\/files\/dicedcheeseFlatbrimhat.webp?v=1773265856","url":"https:\/\/dicedcheese.com\/products\/the-flat-out-swiss-7-panel-hat","provider":"Diced Cheese","version":"1.0","type":"link"}